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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Ass Cleavage

Okay, if you don't know there is a difference between ass cleavage and ass crack.

Ass cleavage is rather similar to breast cleavage. It happens when a girl has a large AND round ass. Buying pants for that type of ass is exceedingly difficult and you end up with a bunch of excess material around your waist (so that you can get the pants over your ass). No matter what type of belt you wear when you sit the pants will stick out in the back revealing your beautiful ass cleavage. Be proud of it.

Ass crack is when you have a flat ass and don't bother wearing a belt to keep your pants up and so your pants slide down and people see your crack. Cover that shit up.

have a nice day

Comments:
Maybe if they’d stop cutting the waists so low on pants, I could find a belt that would hold my pants up, instead of punching holes at the end of a perfectly good belt so it will fit around the middle of my hips. :p (Jenn)
 
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