Wednesday, December 01, 2004
BATHE BITCHES!!
I didn't take a bath yesterday, I admit it. I had to finish a paper and go upstate and take care of some family stuff so the day began and ended without a shower. I did shower this morning however. Why am I making this public declaration of my cleanliness?
Because some of my classmates are slobs!
I have noticed throughout my time in higher education that during finls my classmates decide that they don't need to bathe. And while I will not crucify people for going a day or two without bathing some of my classmates get down right smelly. I don't know how many days you have to go without bathing to get smelly but some of them get really fucking smelly. Once during a lunch seminar I actually had to switch seats cause someone smelled so much.
It is as if they are trying to brag via their odor (this problem is not exclusively a Columbia problem, Wellesley women would get just as stanky). They want to show off how hard they work and they do it by smelling like ass.
Get over yourselves people. You aren't studying that much. You are playing spider solitaire, and IMing friends and just generally bitching about how much work you have to do. Take a bath! and while you're at it brush your hair.
I didn't take a bath yesterday, I admit it. I had to finish a paper and go upstate and take care of some family stuff so the day began and ended without a shower. I did shower this morning however. Why am I making this public declaration of my cleanliness?
Because some of my classmates are slobs!
I have noticed throughout my time in higher education that during finls my classmates decide that they don't need to bathe. And while I will not crucify people for going a day or two without bathing some of my classmates get down right smelly. I don't know how many days you have to go without bathing to get smelly but some of them get really fucking smelly. Once during a lunch seminar I actually had to switch seats cause someone smelled so much.
It is as if they are trying to brag via their odor (this problem is not exclusively a Columbia problem, Wellesley women would get just as stanky). They want to show off how hard they work and they do it by smelling like ass.
Get over yourselves people. You aren't studying that much. You are playing spider solitaire, and IMing friends and just generally bitching about how much work you have to do. Take a bath! and while you're at it brush your hair.
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