Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Cohabitation lessons 1-5
1. I am not completely losing my mind....at least not about this. For weeks I thought I was going nuts because I would take off my hair clip (of the claw type variety) and I swear I would put it down on the nightstand or in the bathroom but in the morning they just wouldn't be there. It drove me crazy that I would find them in places I KNEW I didn't put it but there they were and who can argue with that plan fact. So I just accepted that I couldn't remember where I put them. Then I started running out.... some just started dissapearing. Last night I noticed in the bedroom that John picked one of them up and was playing with it. The idiot (bless his heart) has been picking them up, playing with them AND THEN putting them down in other places without even noticing it. I should not leave nifty things lying about.
2. When it comes to clean-- men and women speak a different language. I am cluttered, I admit but things must be disinfected, the kitchen must be in a certain way and if I find mildew or mold I freak out. This seems to be a gender specific trait. Clean means two totally different things.
3. If he could I swear the boy would eat an entirely fried meal every day. keeping him alive will be an adventure
4. If my ass is showing in any way, shape or form it will get pinched or smacked or some other contact must be made with it.
5. Apparently making a bed is a really stupid activity
1. I am not completely losing my mind....at least not about this. For weeks I thought I was going nuts because I would take off my hair clip (of the claw type variety) and I swear I would put it down on the nightstand or in the bathroom but in the morning they just wouldn't be there. It drove me crazy that I would find them in places I KNEW I didn't put it but there they were and who can argue with that plan fact. So I just accepted that I couldn't remember where I put them. Then I started running out.... some just started dissapearing. Last night I noticed in the bedroom that John picked one of them up and was playing with it. The idiot (bless his heart) has been picking them up, playing with them AND THEN putting them down in other places without even noticing it. I should not leave nifty things lying about.
2. When it comes to clean-- men and women speak a different language. I am cluttered, I admit but things must be disinfected, the kitchen must be in a certain way and if I find mildew or mold I freak out. This seems to be a gender specific trait. Clean means two totally different things.
3. If he could I swear the boy would eat an entirely fried meal every day. keeping him alive will be an adventure
4. If my ass is showing in any way, shape or form it will get pinched or smacked or some other contact must be made with it.
5. Apparently making a bed is a really stupid activity
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